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Name Converter

JS by zudo

Enter your first name and surname.
Please exclude special characters like hyphans.

Someone sent me this in an email and I loved it. And I made this little javascript app out of it because I was bored.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey:


Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

  1. stinky
  2. lumpy
  3. buttercup
  4. gidget
  5. crusty
  6. greasy
  7. fluffy
  8. cheeseball
  9. chim-chim
  10. poopsie
  11. flunky
  12. booger
  13. pinky
  1. zippy
  2. goober
  3. doofus
  4. slimy
  5. loopy
  6. snotty
  7. falafel
  8. dorkey
  9. squeezit
  10. oprah
  11. skipper
  12. dinky
  13. zsa-zsa


Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:

  1. diaper
  2. toilet
  3. giggle
  4. bubble
  5. girdle
  6. barf
  7. lizard
  8. waffle
  9. cootie
  10. monkey
  11. potty
  12. liver
  13. banana
  1. rhino
  2. burger
  3. hamster
  4. toad
  5. gizzard
  6. pizza
  7. gerbil
  8. chicken
  9. pickle
  10. chuckle
  11. tofu
  12. gorilla
  13. stinker


Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:

  1. head
  2. mouth
  3. face
  4. nose
  5. tush
  6. breath
  7. pants
  8. shorts
  9. lips
  10. honker
  11. butt
  12. brain
  13. tushie
  1. chunks
  2. hiney
  3. biscuits
  4. toes
  5. buns
  6. fanny
  7. sniffer
  8. sprinkles
  9. kisser
  10. squirt
  11. humperdinck
  12. brains
  13. juice